Hi There and Welcome to Another Installment The Piano Bench Blog Cast:
Chicago Mayoral Election Results
Today’s broadcast comes in the form of some more great piano music and comedy. Our topic? Chicago mayoral election results. I certainly hope you enjoy listening as much as I enjoyed writing and recording.
Chicago politics has no shortage of great comedy material. So tune in regularly.
And be sure to contact me, Dan, for your custom written music and comedy for your client appreciation night, your corporate event or hospital visit.
Welcome to our new Comedy Blogcast!
This is the first in what may prove to be a very successful series of blogcasts.
Followers of this blog (and there are thousands of you every month right now) have the keen sense of wit and mental faculties to remember this very popular blog from last week.
Only this time I turn on the mics and get a good take; an interview, if you will, of the principle characters from this news style podcast. Thanks to The Onion for such consistent inspiration.
Please let me know how I did. Rate it with the the choices at the bottom here.
Also be sure to contact me to write custom material for your trade show entertainment, for your corporate events and your coming out parties. Our team has been producing shows for a couple of decades now. You should get it on it.
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The Top 5 April Fools Day Jokes for 2015
If you have a great April fools joke type it here
#5 Cellophane Office
April Fools Office Pranks
This is one of the most common office pranks for April Fools Day. Yet it made this list because it required a great deal of time and dedication. Try this when you have enough time to get the job done beautifully. BONUS: If you try it on the most anal retentive member of your office staff.
#4 Apple announces a brand new wooden iphone
Today Apple introduced a brand new line of limited edition Wooden iPhones. Apple says these will only be available in stores located on streets ending in the letter ‘K’ or in sunny parts of town that have Chinese spy satellites overhead. You choose the color!
#3 Velcro Track Shoes
A unique training shoe made entirely of Velcro. Makes it harder to pull the foot up off of the specially designed velcro track. Increases muscle thru resistance training. Makes actual track meet times much quicker when wearing regular shoes.
#2 Free Gas from 6-7 PM Only
This offer is from Shell Oil from 6-7 PM ONLY Today. only one fill up per customer. No gas tanks allowed. You must actually fill up your car. No lawnmowers and no motorcycles. Shell said it will not announce where this gas station will be located until 230 PM on April 1st. But it has hinted that it will be a Midwestern city in the US that begins in the letter ‘I’.
#1 Conspiracy Theorists Arrested on Conspiracy Charges
Todd Grangerson of East Lansing, MI finally got his wish and made it on the local evening news today. Mr. Grangerson, 21, offered to fund a trip to the North Sea to recover evidence that clearly shows sea otters have been genetically altered to mate with jelly fish. Since he had a few hundred takers n the offer, they have all been arrested and detained on conspiracy charges.
Please let us know your Top Favorite April Fools Day news items and we’ll publish them here.